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Prisoners vs. Employees – What’s The Difference?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

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What’s the difference between prisoners and employees? Here’s the breakdown: IN PRISON … you spend the majority of your time in an 8′X10′ cell. AT WORK … you spend most of your time in a 6′X8′ cubicle. IN PRISON … you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK … you only get a break [...]

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The Half-Wit Employee

Monday, March 16, 2009


A man owned a small farm in South Carolina. The South Carolina Wage & Hours Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them”, demanded the Agent. “Well” replied the farmer, “there’s [...]

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