NbpJobs.Org » Prison http://www.nbpjobs.org Your Job & Career Tips and More Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:51:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Prisoners vs. Employees – What’s The Difference? http://www.nbpjobs.org/2009/07/prisoners-vs-employees-whats-the-difference/ http://www.nbpjobs.org/2009/07/prisoners-vs-employees-whats-the-difference/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:00:23 +0000 admin http://www.nbpjobs.org/?p=86 What’s the difference between prisoners and employees? Here’s the breakdown:

IN PRISON … you spend the majority of your time in an 8′X10′ cell.
AT WORK … you spend most of your time in a 6′X8′ cubicle.

IN PRISON … you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK … you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON … you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK … you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON … a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK … you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON … you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK … you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON … they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK … you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON … all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK … You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

HMMMMMmm?

Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for ……… KILL YOUR BOSS!

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